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搞笑绕口令集锦

 

  打南边来了个哑巴,腰里别了个喇叭;打北边来了个喇嘛,手里提了个獭犸(tǎ ma)。提着獭犸的喇嘛要拿獭犸换别着喇叭的哑巴的喇叭;别着喇叭的哑巴不愿拿喇叭换提着獭犸的喇嘛的獭犸。不知 是别着喇叭的哑巴打了提着獭犸的喇嘛一喇叭;还是提着獭犸的喇嘛打了别着喇叭的哑巴一獭犸。喇嘛回家炖獭犸,哑巴嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭。

  哥哥弟弟坡前坐,坡上卧着一只鹅,坡下流着一条河。哥哥说:宽宽的河,弟弟说:白白的鹅。鹅要过河,河要渡鹅。不知是鹅过河,还是河渡鹅。

  哥挎瓜筐过宽沟,过沟筐漏瓜滚沟。隔沟挎筐瓜筐扣,瓜滚筐空哥怪沟。

  瓜棚挂瓜,瓜挂瓜棚。风刮瓜,瓜碰棚。风刮棚,棚碰瓜。

  金瓜瓜,银瓜瓜,瓜棚上面结满瓜,瓜瓜落下来,打着小娃娃,娃娃叫妈妈,娃娃怪瓜瓜,瓜瓜笑娃娃。

  蓝衣布履刘兰柳,布履蓝衣柳半刘,兰柳拉犁来犁地,半刘播种来拉耧。

  老罗拉了一车梨,老李拉了一车栗。老罗人称大力罗,老李人称李大力。老罗拉梨做梨酒,老李拉栗去换梨。

  老齐欲想去卖鱼,巧遇老吕去牵驴,老齐要用老吕的驴去驮鱼,老吕说老齐要用我老吕的驴驮鱼就得给我鱼,要不给我鱼就别用我老吕的驴去驮鱼,二人争来争去都误了去赶集。

  老鼠遇老虎,老虎咬老鼠。老鼠躲老虎,老虎咬不着老鼠,老鼠躲过了老虎。

  梁上两对倒吊鸟,泥里两对鸟倒吊。可怜梁上的两对倒吊鸟,惦着泥里的两对鸟倒吊,可怜泥里的两对鸟倒吊,也惦着梁上的两对倒吊鸟。

  一班有个黄贺,二班有个王克,黄贺、王克二人搞创作,黄贺搞木刻,王克写诗歌。黄贺帮助王克写诗歌,王克帮助黄贺搞木刻。由于二人搞协作,黄贺完成了木刻,王克写好了诗歌。

  一道黑,两道黑,三四五六七道黑,八九道黑十道黑。我买了个烟袋乌木杆儿,我是掐着它的两头那么一道黑。二姑娘描眉去演戏,照着她的镜子那么两道黑。粉皮儿墙,写川字儿,横瞧竖瞧三道黑。象牙桌子乌木腿儿,把它放着在那炕上那么四道黑。我买了个母鸡不下蛋,把它圈在那个笼里捂到(五道)黑。挺好的骡子不吃草,把它拉到在那街上遛到(六道)黑。买了头小驴儿不拉磨,背上它的鞍韂骑(七)到(道)黑。姐俩南洼去割麦,丢了她的镰刀拔到(八道)黑。月窠儿的小孩儿子得了病,团几个艾球灸到(九道)黑。卖瓜籽的打瞌睡,哗啦啦啦撒了

  那么一大堆,他的扫帚簸箕不凑手,那么一个一个拾到(十道)黑。

  一平盆面,烙一平盆饼,饼碰盆,盆碰饼。

  张伯伯,李伯伯,饽饽铺里买饽饽,张伯伯买了个饽饽大,李伯伯买了个大饽饽。拿回家里喂婆婆,婆婆又去比饽饽也不知是张伯伯买的饽饽大还是李伯伯买的大饽饽。

  这是蚕,那是蝉,蚕常在叶里藏,蝉常在林里唱。

  字纸里裹着细银丝,细银丝上趴着四千四百四十四个似死似不死的小死虱子皮。


英语绕口令集锦

 

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  A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

  A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?

  A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

  A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

  A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

  A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

  A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.

  A laurel-crowned clown!

  A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

  A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

  A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

  A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

  A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

  A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a ...