the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
the husband laughed and said: an english girl!!!
the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip?
the wife: very good, thank you.
the husband: and, what happened to my present?
the wife: which present?
the husband: what i asked for: the english girl?
the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!
8.a couple goes to an art gallery. they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. the wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. the wife asks, "what are you waiting for? " the husband replies, "autumn. "
9.a man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks(打) him on the head with a frying pan. "what the hell was that for? " he asks. "that was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name mary ellen written on it, " she replies. don 't be silly, " he says. "two weeks ago when i went to the races(赛马), mary ellen was the name of one of the horses i bet on. " she seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(打，俚语) him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. when he comes around, he asks again, "what the hell was that for? " "your fucking horse just phoned.
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