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英语小笑话

 

  下面是出国留学网编辑整理的英语小笑话,希望能让您捧腹大笑!

  英语小笑话【一】

  1、The Fish Net

  Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

  A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

  翻译:鱼网

  你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。

  把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

  2、律师和胳膊、宝马

  A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

  "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

  "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

  翻译: 一个律师打开他的宝马车门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

  “警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。

  “你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒服!”警察反驳说,“你这么关心你可恶的宝马,你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

  律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,“天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”

  3、The New Teacher

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

  I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

  翻译:新老师

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈...

我们在国外闹过的那些笑话

07-04

 

  初去国外,因为文化和地域的不同,会闹出不少笑话,下面是出国留学网给大家搜集的出国笑话总汇,轻松一笑就此开始!

  1.在homestay住,然后想洗澡,跟房东说了后,房东说Go Ahead我当时寻思“去个头”的意思是能去还是不能去啊?hahaha!

  2.有次买车票,工作人员问我One way(单程)?我回答No,two way…他又问了我几遍我的答案还是一样的……结果那人很郁闷的看着我……后来才反应过来自己还在中文的思维中。我把他的意思解释为One way=一位?我们是两个人,所以two way=两位。

  3.东北小哥在语言学校时笑话,那男孩是好心。那天那小哥下课快到家了,结果看到两辆车撞了,他就出于好心报警了,“Hi, My name is XXX, a car fucked a car, I see red water ,plz cal Wuliwuli come”。解释一下,a car fucked a car就是car crash, red water他是想说blood,wuliwuli是ambulance,因为ambulance的声音是这个……其实他是想说:There’s a car crash here, someone injured plz call ambulance come over. 最搞得是,police竟然听明白了,警车和ambulance马上就到了……牛啊!

  4.一个不懂英文的中国人刚来多伦多,自己一个人出去了,迷路了然后打电话给朋友,他说没关系你把你现在呆的地方路名拼给我听,他朋友一个字母一个字母地拼出来了“S-T-O-P”,我那朋友当场就乐傻啦!

  5.刚来上发现老外都喜欢用铅笔,所以去book store跟风买铅笔和橡皮。找不到橡皮就问do you have rubber。人家笑笑说让我去phamacy买。郁闷……为什么去药店买橡皮?去了药店问Do you have rubber.人家笑笑拿给我一盒避孕套。我倒!原来加拿大管橡皮叫eraser.

  6.刚来的时候,经常说You too。结果我生日那天,我的homestay mom买了个生日蛋糕给我,还跟我说Happy Birthday!结果我很快的就来了句you too…

  7.一同学第一次去吃McDonald。结果进去后一紧张,大声说了句:I want to this Han Baobao,边说边指。对方一时不知所措,我那同学又重复了n遍……

  8.刚来没多久,BMO打电话给我介绍很多关于银行服务得东西,我一直答“OK!OK!OK!” ,然后她一直说一直说,说了大概10-15分钟,似乎讲完的意思,我完全听不懂,然后说了一句“Sorry, i don’t understand.”最后换她说了一句“OK!”然后就挂线了!

  9.有次房东问我Did u eat anyting yet?我说No.她听后重复了一遍So u didn’t eat anyting.我说Yes…房东老太太犹豫了下又问Did u eat ?我说No.她接着说So u didn’t eat .我说Yes ……估计她当时要崩溃了。

  10.刚上班不久,有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票,我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的,那男的很有礼貌的说:“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother."听懂了很开心...